Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
