the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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