is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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