Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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