Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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