How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize