RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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