i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She bit a glass in half.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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