Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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