Where is the hickey?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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