Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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