I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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