I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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