The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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