I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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