escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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