i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Randomize
