CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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