Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
