What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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