nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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