He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I think your dad took our porno
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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