Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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