y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
