Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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