Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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