Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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