Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize