I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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