The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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