4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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