Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
