Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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