new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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