dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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