Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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