did you get engaged???
im holly from the hills drunk
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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