But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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