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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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