My hand turned me down
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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