I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
