He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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