hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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