Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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