I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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