Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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