but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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