I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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