His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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