There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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