I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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