So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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