be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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