I'm really into asian looking animals
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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